she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.