youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding