can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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