I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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