there's paper in my vomit.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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