***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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