Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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