So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Did I show you my penis last night?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
They took my balls.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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