ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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