he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Randomize
