On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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