Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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