The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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