i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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