With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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