You're completely useless in the revolution.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
wow bdsm is so cute
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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