Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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