i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he shaved USA in his pubs
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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