it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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