So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
