I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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