How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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