If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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