question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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