I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
