I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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