now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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