im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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