Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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