Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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