after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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