First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.