I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Holy sore nipples Batman
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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