dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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