Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
How's work?
Spinning.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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