I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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