No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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