The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Also, beer. Big fan.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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