Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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