were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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