She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize