on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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