Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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