Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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