you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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