My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I believe in your delicious
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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