I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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