kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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