But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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