): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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