just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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