The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Oh Jesus.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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