No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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