you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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