I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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