Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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