some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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