he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.