I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...